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hey budddy. another way to say hey friend. hello friend. hey bud.
it's almost a pet name sometimes. and depending on the intonations, it can be very annoying.
it's DESE. dece. decent.
hey buddy wanna go to the store with me today!
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One who has intercourse (or other such favors) without committment. AKA: a continuous one-night stand. *see also booty call*
"Wow, I'm feeln' horny; I'm gonna call up my F buddy to turn trix..."
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A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
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Green Buddies are people who wear Artlicious 50 series Forest Green color pencils behind there ears. They care about the environment! You can tell a Green Buddy if you see one because they have a Forest Green color pencil behind there ears! You can also tell a green buddy because of how they speak. Instead of saying hi or hello they will say "privyet". Witch means hi in Russian. And also instead of saying "get it right" they will say "get it correct". Green buddies are original and that is a fact! Finally instead of saying "I will or you will" they will say "I shall or you shall". And if you look at any book or notebook a green buddy owns you will find on almost evert page "GREEN BUDDIES" or " GREEN BUDDIES ARE AMAZING!"! Last but least the arch enemies of the Green Buddies are the Red dummies. They are usually a trio of Monkey Man, Izzi and Mr. Stupid Man! You might not trust me but all this knowledge is coming from the original Green Buddy! Green Buddy No.1 to be precise! So screw you!
PS: A Green Buddies sign of annoyment will be when a Green Buddy says "Screw you"!
"Screw You" said The Green Buddies to The Red Dummies who replied "You think we care"?!
The Green Buddies replied " You better care!" The Red Dummies left crying them selves to sleep!
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A person that you are not a couple with, but you occasionaly fuck when your bored and horny.
Dee: Are you two going out?
Steve & Emily: No.
Dee: Then why do you fuck all the time?
Emily: Cause we're fuck buddies.
Steve: Emily, You're the best fuck buddy ever *smiles like an idiot*
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The new term for "friends with benefits".
Donald and I are nutty buddy's
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(n) a friend with whom one has a mutual understanding that sometimes there's an inate need to cuddle and be physically close to someone, and in the absence of a relationship, he/she can depend on the other person to provide that physical closeness in a safe, friendly environment with no reasonable expectation of complications, drama or progression of the friendship to "something more"
A: I can't believer you stayed the night at Mark's! Are you dating?
B: Pfff. No. He's just my cuddle buddy.
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