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When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.
Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?
nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.
A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.
Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.
Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.
Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.
A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).
The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.
Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women
Bro Calvin your ready for the world
The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all
"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"
Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”