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The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.
That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!
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A circle-jerk involving 5 or more guys with a girl either sitting or laying in the middle, receiving the cum all over her body, making her sparkle.
Dude, did you hear about Brittany?
Yea, she took a full glitter cannon to the face. She was shining from here to china.
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A big green sniper rifle which dosent require skill or advanced aiming ability to kill with.
I'm a n00b and need an AWM to kill
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An erect penis with urine stream. Frequently occurs while trying to urinate with morning wood.
Leonard: "I tried destroying my yellow cannon this morning by thinking of a fat chick with multiple rolls but it didn't work."
Roger: "So what happened?"
Leonard: "I got urine on the toilet seat and had to clean it up."
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A woman that knowingly spreads herpes to as many guys as she can.
My ex girlfriend is s herpes cannon
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Unfaithful and birthed half the country
Man, this dude is a Nick Cannon, he got 7 baby mamas bro.
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slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.
eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.
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