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When you take a shit on the back of the toilet bowl in a shady gas station bathroom and leave it for the next person.
I had to shit so bad until I went into the bathroom and found a mexican cereal bowl.
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Your tongue can't repel taste of this magnitudue!
"Wow, Admiral Ackbar Cereal!"
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Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.
She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.
For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.
Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets
when ones cat licks their ass and then starts drinking the milk out of your cereal bowl. This usually happens when you leave your bowl on the table to get something/go somewhere/do something.
"Would you like a cold bowl of cereal?"
-No i dont want to take a chance on it turning into Cat Butt Cereal.
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Russian Cereal Bowl (verb): the act of eating cocaine, vodka, or a combination of the two out of a female's butt.
"How was that party last night?"
"It was pretty good, I had a Russian cereal bowl with that foreign exchange girl."
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Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.
Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.
Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?
Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!
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