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Some part at the beginning of Jake Paul’s new music video that really doesn’t have a meaning to it, I really just wanted to try and define it.
“It’s every day bro, with that Disney Channel flow”
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A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.
Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.
Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?
Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)
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The most trust-able news source in the world brought to you by Nintendo.
CNN is deprecated due to the wii news channel topping the ranks in the truth.
A version of the shocker made popular by marina workers on Lake Erie. While the regular shocker is "two in the pink, one in the stink"... the Channel Park Shocker is "A foot in the pink, a fist the stink".
That sea-store broad is a total ho, she took the Channel Park Shocker like a champ.
IN reference to trqading, but when one is playing with the clit.
I got to sex by starting with the Upper channel touch.
30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists
The History Channel Bigfoot show is the Miley Cyrus of television channels
The Countdown Youtube Channel Is A Channel That Counted Down From 100 Days. And Stopped On April 1st And It Ended In A RickRoll.
Countdown Youtube Channel