Urban Depth Charge

Term used for when a vehicle ahead of you drops their spare tire from underneath the bumper. Causing you to swerve or hit it.

I was hauling ass down I-95 when the spare wheel on the vehicle I was following came off and dropped in front of our vehicle, like some sort of Urban Depth Charge !!!

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Wake up fully charged

When you wake up with a boner

I hate when I wake up fully charged

Melodical-Charging-Relevance-Theory

This is the theory for sounds where one specific sound doesn't start with its own climax.
Simpler said, the sound has to build up volume first and the climax starts 5-30 milliseconds later.
Looking at another perspective, it is very likely that drum sounds instantly reach their climax where as (mostly noticeable) EDM sounds that have some kind of distortion to them, don't reach their climax instantly, but get them more likely delayed.

I think on this sound the Melodical-Charging-Relevance-Theory kicks in. This seems very delayed.

Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

Charge yo boi

A phrase referring to sexual intercourse between a man and woman. Also could refer to the act of charging yourself. Think of when you plug something in, or charge it up, that's what is happening during sexual intercourse.
Be sure not to get electricuted!

Tim: "Last night, me and Jen charged all night long!"

Joe: "Yeah, I charged too....by myself."

Tina: "Did you Charge yo boi last night Jen?"

Jen: "My boi is charged!"

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Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.

"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

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