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cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).

Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.

by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013


Cheeto without the cheese

How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.

A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe

by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021


Brown Cheeto Fingers

The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.

Chris definitely fingered his girlfriend's butt, he still has brown cheeto fingers.

by wakaflackaball October 19, 2012

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Osama Bin Cheeto

Donald Trump

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

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hot and spicy cheeto

The act of dipping ones penis into a large container of hot sauce and then getting a blow job.

Stefan gave a hot and spicy cheeto to Kyle and his mouth burned for days.

by HelloKitty4042 October 17, 2010

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Moist Cheeto Puff

A Cheeto puff that seems normal on the outside but once you take a bite out of it it tastes disgusting and like pee. Itโ€™s hard to swallow without throwing up and is extremely rare.

EWWW!!!! I JUST ATE A MOIST CHEETO PUFF ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

by Quackingallday October 15, 2020


flaming cheeto suprise

when you eat a bag of flaming hot cheetos and proceed to finger or eat out a girl

hey i just finished a bag of cheetos, wanna try the flaming cheeto suprise

by its zeldiiiiiin October 17, 2016