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Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.
Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.
The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.
A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe
The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.
Chris definitely fingered his girlfriend's butt, he still has brown cheeto fingers.
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So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?
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The act of dipping ones penis into a large container of hot sauce and then getting a blow job.
Stefan gave a hot and spicy cheeto to Kyle and his mouth burned for days.
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The residue on the fingers after fingering your girls bum. Lick away!
I don’t eat ass because chocolate Cheeto dust is finger lickin good