favorite child

Being the favorite child means you either:
a) Have an older sibling
b) Are more loved

c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly “love you equally”

“My mother said she doesn't have a favorite child, yet she obliviously loves me more.”

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Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

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love child

Normally The illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of passion. not to be confused with a 'child of love'
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.

John and sue's affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.

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Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.

-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!

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Child Please

This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.

Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.

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Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson

for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson

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innocent child

fun to hit with a car

there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.

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