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when a man eats mexican food and a laxative the deficates on a woman chest only to turn around and titty fuck her till he comes and she preform oral sex to clean him up.
this hooker ate a tijuana chilli dog for $20. two weeks later she called me for another
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When you go to maccers and get a 6 pack of nuggets then go to your girlfriends house and dunk them in her ass til they have a light faeces coating. It goes well with a choc thickshake.
Person 1: Im hungry.
Person 2: Lets get some Chilli Dog McNuggets
Person 1: Is your girlfriend home today?
Person 2: Yeah its Wednesday.
Person 1: Score!
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When you get two girls to Sandwich your dick with their asses and then they shit all over it while you eat it off you can also add a variation of pepper spices to give it some flavor.
Guy 1 "Im hungry i could realy go for a Sgt.Peppers chilli dog right now"
Guy 2 " me too i would kill for one right now "
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When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.
"Hey, my family reunion is his weekend, should I pull a Chilly Billy with the Willy?"
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When a girl(she MUST be of Latin descent)smears her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys butt crack and then licks it out while the guy poops
"that spanish chick totally gave me a chilli con queso this weekend"
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When you go to maccers and get a 6 pack of nuggets then go to your girlfriends house and dunk them in her ass til they have a light faeces coating. It goes well with a choc thickshake.
Person 1: Im hungry.
Person 2: Lets get some Chilli Dog McNuggets
Person 1: Is your girlfriend home today?
Person 2: Yeah its Wednesday.
Person 1: Score!
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The act of penetrating the anus, follow by the vagina and finally finishing in the mouth (in this specific order).
Hooker: Canadian chilling dog, 500$. Canadian chilli dog and I eat the mayonnaise :550$
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