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The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.
Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.
Girl two: bitch you cray.
When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.
When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.
When you shove ones arm up ones anus
And it leave a bit of fecies on the arm
"hmmm it appears that that, in fact, you have given me a chocolate arm"
The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.
I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.
Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.
Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.