Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.
Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.
When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.
Man, I can’t believe I have this kid now, it’s only because I gave Laura that chocolate milky
You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.
Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.
Stranger 1: get away from me
The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner
Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long
The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.
Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.
Girl two: bitch you cray.
When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.
When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.
When you shove ones arm up ones anus
And it leave a bit of fecies on the arm
"hmmm it appears that that, in fact, you have given me a chocolate arm"