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Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.
Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.
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Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.
My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.
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The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy
Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!
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A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.
Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.
Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...
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a word said by the character rat from the not so popular youtube channel pyrolance
a combination of the word jesus christ and deez nuts a popular meme
Deezus Christ man that heavy is popping off harder then half our team
hey man ever heard of Deezus Christ?
want to talk about our lord and savor Deezus Christ
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Baki Christ our lord and savior- gets high and is never sober
“Dang man that’s a weird pfp what is it? That’s Baki Christ my lord and savior “
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Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.
Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you
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