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Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy
"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.
CHUMP-JUMP
There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.
A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.
Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !
Yeah he is a right seat chump though.
Oh what a shame ...
When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.
"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."
Eddie Brock: Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Gimme - Give me some of that web action.Bully
Spiderman: See ya chump
Eddie Brock: WHAT THE HELL!
A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.
Enda is a Tipperary Chump