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dan clark lives in kennett square..a pretty beat town with no parties poppin..AT ALL..anyways dan clarkis my nigga! i think hes one of the realest ppl around this place! i met him a while back when we were in elementry school together in the same class in 5th grade! we grew apart and then frshman year of high school we became cool as shit again! he would do anything he could to help me..whether i was drunk in west chester or whatever i would call him and he would come pick me up and bring me home! everybody should have a person in there life like this dude right here! he will be there for u throught thick n thin! recently he joined the army and now he is stationed in fort knox kentucy...he is a good man and he is an american soldier! i cant wait till he gets back...anyways thats my nigga!
he has a huge family and hes a beast at everything he tries! his sister tarra is his right hand partner and he would do anything to keep her safe! tarra is also a good friend of mine! if you dont know dan then u dnt need to know anymore...u should already know...if u ever get a chance to meet this dude u will know what im sayin!!! DAN CLARK IS THE SHIIIIIT!!!!
DAN CLARK: WHATS GOOD BRAH?
ANYONE: HEY IM GOOD HBU?
DAN CLARK: IM GOOD DO U NEED ANTYTHING?
ANYONE: YEAH IM HUNGRY AS HELL!
DAN CLARK: ALRIGHT LETS GO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT
ANYONE: IMN BROKE
DAN CLARK: DONT WORRY I GOT U!
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To clark something is to shun it until this act of shunning becomes excessive.
When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it.
These are all forbidden during the act of clarking.
A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.
Onlooker: Aseem is in one of his moods again, he has been totally clarking Nicky
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Extremely confident in every sense, wears purple pants on occasion, has sexy flipy hair, possesses Steve Mqueen like qualities, women want to take a swim in his ocean colored blue eyes
1. Damn that extremely good looking and talented person is Clark- esque
2. Jenny won the lottery, fell in love, tasted the most delicious food in the world, some would say that Jenny had a Clark- esque day.
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1. The current Prime Minister of New Zealand, a group of islands in the Pacific. She is the first female Prime Minister to be voted into office in New Zealand. A good leader who runs New Zealand very well.
"It is amazing how trivial the things are that some
people will get their knickers in a knot about"
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When two guys have sex with the same girl in the same day (or within a 24 hour period) at different times (probably hours apart). This does not include a Chinese Fires Drill, tag-team, or "switcharoo" or anything else that just means one is "waiting for their turn". It can not be planned or have any pre thought. It must happen naturally and without pushing. As with anything, consent is necessary and do not be a fuck about it. Lewis and Clark were the two best friends that anyone could have and had to spent a good amount of time with Sacagawea, and who knows what really happen.
"_____ had sex with her in the morning and _____ had sex with her at night, they have officially been dubbed 'Lewis and Clark".
"____ and _____ have 'Lewis and Clarked' ______.
"_____ and ______ have done 'A Lewis and Clark'.
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The act of doing a hand stand, and then jerking off into your own mouth.
Dude I can't wait to go home and Cory Clark myself later!
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