clay beads

Clay Beads, a bead made out of clay to make gorgeous braclet sold on Etsy and only social media platforms, they can come in all different shades of colors

Bestie: “ do you like my clay beads braclet?”
Other Bestie:” yes it’s so cute, I love that pink on you!”

payday clay

The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.

"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.

When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

butt clay

Off brand playdoh

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay