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A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.
Ahh She hit me in the coconut carrier!
This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.
"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"
"Umm...please put your twizzler away."
"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."
This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”
“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
A creature which is half human, half coconut.
Andy C is an example of a coconut head. =D
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Only Filipino people will understand.
Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat it you will get very FAT.
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After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?
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