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a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion
Dude i dropped a shiite colon bomb on Francis last weekend, he had to get surgery.
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Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI
Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"
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A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.
Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
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When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.
Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.
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A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.
Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".
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After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.
Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.
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The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
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