An excuse to blow off work after eating too much at lunch.
I think I'm gonna crawl under my desk after that heaping helping of mashed potatoes, because I can already feel the food coma creeping up on me...
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A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.
Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma.
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When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.
Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester
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A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.
Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.
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1. a state of extreme tiredness caused by performing fellatio until the point of exhaustion.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.
"That girl sucked my dick for so long she's passed out on the bed in a sausage coma."
or
"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."
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(noun) Coma Toke is often known as a mix of tobacco and marijuana, usually at a 50-50 ratio, for the purpose of smoking. Although this mix of tobacco and marijuana is said to have a head-rush/euphoric effect for some, it's a good way to completely ruin perfectly good marijuana.
(verb) To Coma Toke is the act of smoking a mix of tobacco and marijuana (aka coma toke), usually at a 50-50 ratio.
Jaime: Rob, do you want to take some coma tokes?
Rob: Sure, I guess I could try it... *cough, cough gag, gag* Oh! That shit sucks!
Jaime: You suck!
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The tiredness and need for sleep one feels (especially males) after orgasm.
Cum comaring
Man I came hard, now im falling into a cum coma.
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