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Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023


Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 7, 2015


comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021


Im not comfortable

If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless

(You) โ€œHey I like you wanna date?โ€
(Crush) โ€œIm not comfortableโ€

by ๐š„๐š—๐š”๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐š— October 7, 2022


Comfort scene

A specific scene from a movie or tv show that brings you comfort. whenever you feel down, this scene brings a smile to your face and makes you happy <3

this is my comfort scene, it makes me so happy

by marvel</3 December 12, 2021


D comfort

Comforting youre partners emotional distress with your dick. Usually combined with a tear fetish.

"Dude when my girlfriend was crying about some drama last night , i had no other choice then to give her some D comfort."

by Thritewash October 6, 2015


Comfortable Rebellion

A complicated style that is slightly outrageous and different from the norm yet still manages to allow for extreme comfort physically and psychologically at all times of the day.

The author Leopoldine Core is the epitome of the Comfortable Rebellion style.

by Style Expert March 3, 2016