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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.
....crickets
So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
What say you in your defense?
Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore
Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S