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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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discard something at hight velocity repetitively and kill someone
"yeetus yeetus commit self deletus that!" says some youtubers.
he commited yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses
voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.