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a condom that was intentionally poked with with a needle than given to someone to use
Dude I gave Garret that compromised condom and I'm pretty sure he's using it with Liz right now, haha sucks for her.
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The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.
"Did you here what David did?!?"
"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"
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The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.
Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.
Bert: It never stops.
Danny: I'm scared.
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Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
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Cobra Condoms - "Slippery-Studded" latex condoms for the penis.
Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."
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A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!
Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.
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the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.
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