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Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.

You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...

by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010


Conversation and Hennessy

A way of describing how you proceeded to get a person to leave with you from the night club. In it's simplest way the method involves smooth talking (conversation) and the involvement of Hennessy (high end cognac).

Nate Dog famous line in Eminems song "Shake That":
"... I met a bad b*tch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy"

guy: "How did you get her to leave with you?"
me: "Conversation and Hennessy"

by @larry October 5, 2022


Conversational Pipebomb

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving

John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one

by TazmilyGum September 30, 2022


Tailpipe conversion

The street slang for a male to female transgender persons vagina. Derived from the conversion of a peice of said persons colon surgically becoming their new vagina. It’s said to become less colon scented and more vajayjay like over the span of a year.

Pee yew! Damn sweetie, were you born this way or is this a tailpipe conversion?

by Dean Gallberry March 14, 2019


conversation hoe

A person willing to converse with anyone about any topic. They love to talk to people at great lengths, when they do not even know them

Andreas is such a conversation hoe.

by conversationhoe December 4, 2017


shit conversation

A conversation that contributes nothing to anyone at all. Usually while drunk or high but sometimes just with friends.

Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.

by firecharizard May 20, 2016


drop conversation

Akwardly ending a conversation from a need to pee whilst not telling the other person that you need to pee

Pesron 1 - ok, well, eh I have to go catch up with a friend, bye!
Person2 (to himself) - did he just use a drop conversation on me?

by Geisbdidb17353 October 18, 2015