When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!
When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.
Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.
How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?
An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks
“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK”
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”
when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
One who gets drunk from consuming nothing but wine.
Person 1:"Did you see Cris last night downing all that wine"
Person 2: " Yeah he's a total cork snorkler"