When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.
Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.
when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster
Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster
When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything
"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"
When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory
Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.
When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.
I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.
The rooms that mentally insane people are thrown into in psyche wards.
Did you hear what happened Tracy? She got thrown into the cotton box after trying to commit suicide.
Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.
Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.