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Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)
Crashing Your Donkey.....
1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.
Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.
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someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.
someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.
Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?
Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.
Bro 1: What did I run into?
Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.
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Used after witnessing or being apart of a lifechanging event, such as a bad fight with a significant other or a car crash. Similar in meaning to "wow, that went badly," or "I wouldn't have wanted to be apart of that."
Someone: *Crashes their expensive new tour bus*
Same person: Crash, bang, smoke...
Someone: The bae and I fought... crash, bang, smoke.
Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.
The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?
The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.
Also known as CTR, it is only the greatest video game ever created. There really isn't anything else you can say. If you didn't experience this game as a child, you should probably just end your life right here and now. You have no reason to exist anymore.
Dude did you see Kevin playing Crash Team Racing? He's incredible!
Yeah dude, he's a CTR god.
After crashing your car, the act of speeding away from the scene of the crime.
John: Hey, man what happened to your car?
Mark: Oh, that? Some jerk crash n' dashed me last night after the party.
John: Wow, what an ass.