When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina
Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry
A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Synonyms: Celise
Celise is a mud cricket
Said when you are surprised or confused, and a way to ask to stop for a minute
Hold on a Jiminy Cricket, what happened next?
The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom
I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!
I name for annoying people who have a small dick
Hey look vento has a cricket dick