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A cross joint is when you have 1 large joint and a shorter smaller joint and you join them through each other to form the shape of a cross. It is rumored that M.M. Oshonasy delveloped the first cross joint, the man who designed the golden gate bridge. What you do is you equip yourself with three lighters and you light all three ends at once which forms a trifecta of joint smoking power which helps you to get higher faster.
Man 1: Yo dude you gotta smoke this cross joint with me
Man 2: Na man i can't
Man 1: Come on man i can't even light this myself
Man 2: alright alright
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Comedian actor, proably best known as "tobias funke" from arrested devlopment, his works often feature hilarious poltical oriented humor. His comedy CDs include, the hilarious "shut up you fucking baby" and "It's not funny". One of the two best of my generations comedians, him and sarah silverman.
sample from David cross's "shut up you fucking baby" " One of the good things that have come out of this war is alot of bad country music"
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Analogous to a J.Crew catalog, this preppy, snobbish Jesuit college is infested with stuck-up rich kids fresh out of boarding school. Holy Cross is reputed for its sheer homogeneity and the inferior quality of food. It is built on the top of an effing mountain and the campus is notorious for its harsh winter climate. Perhaps one of its most ironically redeeming qualities is its proximity to WooTown (Worcester, MA), a low-SES city crammed with "Woo Rats" (Worcester locals), and home to some of the "classiest" bars and clubs in the U.S. If you are overweight, if you don't like to pop your collar, or if you're not an alcoholic, you probably ought not attend this school. Also if you enjoy getting A's, you ought to look into an easier school - like Harvard; because welcome to Holy Cross, where your best is never good enough and you will never experience the fruition of your labors.
Wait, if you go to Holy Cross... then why are you driving a Toyota?
My parents won't let me go to Holy Cross.. I got alcohol poisoning last time i visited.
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Digitally speaking when a computer program is "fucking up your shit" but specifically when two items of your digital work, projects or programs are exactly switched making both of the technical items absolutely wrong. A simple glitch making your digital needs unattainable for the moment. Usually remedied by closing the offending programs and/or restarting the program.
When you have two Facebook accounts, one for work and one for pleasure and when you open Facebook and it shows your inbox from one account and your friends list from the other account. My Facebook account is so whack, it's cross fucked.
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A punk house in Carbondale, Illinois that has been around since the mid-eighties. Founded by myself, Mikey Snot & Chris Rad. The exact location is kept undisclosed. Was NEVER owned by Jerome Benton of The Time, in fact the same person has owned it since the lat '70s, and is an old friend of mine. I honestly don't know where these kids come up with these totally untrue stories about the Cross...Nirvana NEVER played there, either.
Malcolm, Ray, Teg & lots of others are fighting to keep the Lost Cross up and running, but after 25 years, it ain't easy.
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dying slowly and painfully on the sidewalk. created by the devil.
the cross country team ran a marathon for practice today.
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when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand
He does the criss cross with his brother.
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