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A guy does a girl up the butt and cums around her asshole. He thens motor-boats the girls asshole after she takes a shit. Cleaning up all the crusty poop and cum that is left there.
My friend kim, took a shit in the morning. Her boyfriend, dupree, came over and did her up the butt and jizzed around her asshole. After he stuck his tongue out and and cleaned up all the pooop and cum that was in between her cheeks. While this was happening her friend McCabe walked in and dupree spit out a crusty doodie in McCabe's eye. The girl kim then screamed out "Crusty McCame!"
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A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
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one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute
wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you're such a crusty emo
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When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.
No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.
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When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.
"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
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A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.
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