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When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
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When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.
Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.
When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.
Me:Hey look up,there are the last Ender Crystal.Lets destroy it!!!
Then we won that battle
when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock
hey whore get some of this skin crystal!
A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.
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