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The recent rise of daily deal sites, coupon websites and online deal sites now available to customers has create the term called "deal whores".
These are individuals who will only go into a business once they obtain a valid voucher, deal or coupon code. Typically lacking in loyalty, having no genuine interest in trying most businesses, they simply chase the next deal resembling whore like behaviour.
Example 1.
Employee says: "That looks like a good bunch of customers over there"
Employer says: "No, all 10 of them had vouchers for 60% off deal we did 5 months ago, I think they are a bunch of deal whores"
Example 2:
Mark: "Oh we still need to go to that Italian on 4th street, I have two vouchers for it"
Paul: "I thought you had 5 different vouchers we needed to use"
Mark "Yes I do, I am turning into a right deal whore"
A situation-ship. Together but you don’t really want to be together.
I’m single but I’m not single. I’m dealing with someone.
The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.
A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders
Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.
A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
A deal so good, you would be crazy not to take it.
I gave them a rooftop deal! Everything they wanted!
People who claim to have wealth or wealthy networks and their willingness to make a deal with you, but they never finish deal.
That Isaac guy is a real deal fapper, told me he was going to invest $1 million in the business.