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Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.
"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"
"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"
Used by assholes who have no real skill in the game of Clash Royale. Makes use of cheap card that deploy as many troops as possible. They do not win towers but make games last until the end so they win by damage. People like this usually smell like shit and can be found scraping gamer gunk out of their varied orifices. They also will brag about all the money they’ve spent on various mobile games.
Get a load of this asshole. He is such a pussy that he’s using a Spawner Deck.
Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
A group of aces (asexual people)
Oh I can’t come, I’m going with my deck of aces
The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank
"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"
A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.
In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.
Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.
Man the deck
What deck?
The poop deck
Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..
Mtd. Meaning man the deck