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Diamond Cutter - an erection so hard that it could polish a diamond
Jeez, here comes suzzanne from the typing pool - Ive got a diamond cutter , its so hard you could engrave a pewter goblet with it
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Slang word for Demiromantic Asexual - a person who experiences romantic attraction only after developing an emotional connection beforehand, but no sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have sex to please their partner, which however isn't consensual - that would be a Demisexual).
Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual), Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual) or Ace of Clubs (a Greyromantic Asexual).
My friend: So you finally went on a date with that girl you've been friends with for almost three years. How did it go?
Me: It was a lot of fun! We kept on making jokes all the time, I can hardly remember the plot of the movie we were watching!
My friend: Hmm, so did anything...spicy happened?
Me: What? Emm, I'm actually an Ace of Diamonds. I really love her, but I don't...do that...
Friend: *confused look*
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a gay man who has such a profficiency for taking it up the butt that he has the amazing ability to crush diamonds in his butthole
Gary is the ultimate bottom and such a diamond crusher.
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Look out for that puddle of liquid diamonds.
I'm going to eat this burrito and turn it into liquid diamonds.
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The person that is the equivalent to a diamond in the middle of all the bad things.
Harry is my diamond in the rough.
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A term used in the PC game "League of Legends", used to refer (in a derogatory manner) to a player who's been stuck in diamond elo for a really long time, who isn't good enough to make it to masters+, but still has a massive ego as if he's a good player. Diamond dogs are often hardstuck in the lower divisions too, like d4-d3.
This jungler in my last game was so fucking bad, but wasn't able to see/acknowledge how hard he got outclassed and blamed laners. Looked up his op.gg, he's been a diamond dog since s4...
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An infamous Minecraft parody song of "Take On Me" from A-ha on YouTube by a little kid. He sings the song very poorly and ends up just screeching into the already bad mic, making the voice quality beautiful.
"Mine diamonds...
M I N E D I A M O N D S"
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