Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus

roll with dice

Having lots of money.

Bruh, Jim has so much cash. he roll with dice. fool

cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

Love dice

Noun (slang)

Testicles.

Janie and Josh got together last night and she rolled his love dice

Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice”
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

Chopped Dice

1. A public speaker who loses the attention of the audience after having an attention grabbing introduction due to rambling or rabbit trailing

2. A gambler who places a large bet and rolls snake eyes/loses

1. “That speaker’s speech was chopped dice”
2. He when all in at the craps table and received chopped dice

Uno Dice

The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.

Matt: So where are the cards?

Jake: No, we’re gonna play... UNO DICE!