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Bible dipping

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"

Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.

by bibleDip January 30, 2010


cheeto dip

Cheeto Dip is slang for vagina

Your a Cheeto Dip

Mrs. Wilson you ever tried Cheeto Dip?

by DonkeyPuncher21 March 2, 2014


trouble dipping

Taking the chip you just dipped in salsa and dunking it in the queso or guacamole bowl, to mix the two condiments.

Man: Dips chip in salsa and then in queso. "Mmm-mmm!"

Woman: "Eew! No trouble dipping allowed. That's nasty!"

by La Guapa April 4, 2010


Boot Dip

The art of hiding tobaccer in your boot.

Hell Yeah Boot Dip!

by Bub Sauce January 25, 2017


Doodle Dip

Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.

Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.

Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*

by thatonehatefulguy January 3, 2019

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CoCo dip

The act of a man taking a girl's fingers while she sleeps and inserting them into his anus. When she awakens in the morning, she'll look at her fingers to see a dry crusty coco powder underneath her fingernails.

I woke up last night and my boyfriend had my fingers in his butt. I pretended to be asleep while he was coco dipping me.

by Tiffers1989 June 10, 2013

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finna dip

When a person is about to leave

Hey brah, dis party sucks! Yo, I'm finna dip!

by Shwadarr September 30, 2009

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