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A place where children decide to mess around and post dumbshit.
Are you in the Synapse Discord?
A “Discord Tag” is what one uses to add someone on the app, Discord.
“Bro, what’s your discord tag? I wanna add you so we can talk!”
“My discord tag is {user}#{tag}!”
“Adding you right now! Accept my friend request!”
if someone says they are female on discord they are definitely a government spy ai made to destroy every thing. WARNING DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1
person 1: this chick is funny
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing
When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep
DISCORD BETRAYAL
A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end
A discord kitten is a annoying fuck who hooks up with men on a social app called “discord”, I personally Like using discord to talk about edsheerans piss but they do their annoying shit instead
DK (discord kitten): “daddy Lester I ran out of nitro 😇‼️“
Discord sugar daddy: “it’s ok baby I know“
They make me want to scream
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A woman that is loved by a discord mod.
Can you be my discord kitten?
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A discord kitten is a humble, sweet, adorable, loveable, and goofy crazy little kitty :3. Basically, as a certified discord kitten my job is to please each and every discord admin that crosses my path, making sure they leave feeling an immense amount of pleasure. If you fail at that job, you will have to make it up to the admin that you upset, in whatever way they desire.
There is a lot more I could say, but this is just a basic synopsis!
Alex Hamilton is a discord kitten for the server admin by doing whatever the server admin wants.
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