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RLaw (Robert Lawrence) at any point in a gun fight. It doesn't matter where it is, or who it is, their dad's are getting kissed.
How did I die? Oh, it was just an Ego Chall by the cutie Rob himself.
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A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
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A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
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The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
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Bigger than the fucking universe
“i saw a really big horse on the way here?”
“no way! was it bigger than will’s ego?”
When someone who doesn't like that you're in front of them starts riding your ass because they think they're better than you.
this asshat in a lifted F150 is ego pedaling me.
ego cade is a state of mind in where cade becomes an obnoxious wierd faggot who thiinks he's cool