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To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.
Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!
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When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar
(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-
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When you crave sex and attempt to masturbate when you don't have an erection.
"I had a Napoleon's Erection last night and I made love to my little sister's teddy bear."
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When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.
I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.
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when you can screw someone with your tit
It's ok, tit erections only happen to sumair when he has to queef which makes his taint flap.
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the arousal you get from landing a big business deal, new client, or a big sale that makes you want to go home and bang your spouse or significant other.
I got a business erection after that meeting with XYZ Corp where they gave me a huge contract and went home and banged my wife in the kitchen.
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When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.
I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend
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