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When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.
I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.
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(verb) (action): to take your partner's mobile (cell-phone) and change a few of the digits on their ex's phone number.
Example 1: Katrina - "Ha! He won't be able to send her a text any more, I did an ex-communicate while he was in the shower."
Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"
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Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your car, ate your food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut.
through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.
girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly in love with?
girl 2-The dick?
girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test.
girl 2-Lets go kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.
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A person who was previously a Muslim, either born a Muslim or became a Muslim then left the Islamic faith. Most ex-muslims are born into Islam, when they leave the do not bare witness that "There is no God but God(Allah in Arabic)), and Muhammad is the Messanger of God". In Islam you can be executed for apostacy in a state or Caliphate of empire which choses to emply the rules of Islam(known as the Sharia in Arabic) as the law of land, though it is very rare when people are executed for apostacy and really only happens if the apostate speaks about Islam in a very negative way using vulgar language and insulting figures held high by Muslims.
He doesn't believe in and doesn't follow the Islamic faith anymore, he is an ex-muslim
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A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.
Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?
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When it damn near takes divine intervention to get rid of your ex-boy/girlfriend.
Gina called me 34 fuckin' times yesterday. I need a major Ex-orcism from that bitch!
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An ex that you hate so much you call her psychotic.
Generally, a psycho-ex hasn't let go of the relationship and is in denial that you have broken up.
Whoa dude, I just saw my psycho-ex, better hang low for awhile!
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