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The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.
I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.
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The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"
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1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.
1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.
its just your 'normal' expression when you're spacing out or not doing anything in particular.
Willa "Wow you have weird resting face!"
Derp Face "thanks? you have a bitch resting face"
It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face
Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!
If the police don't know who did a crime, they can't charge them
"When in with a mask and gloves. Left no marks. No face no case"
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