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asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
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a circumstance when a female thinks she has found the man of her dreams, and then the two break up quickly for a ridiculously stupid and petty reason.
Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
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AIDS.
Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.
Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.
FAIL.
To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.
AIDS and FAIL.
Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!
Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
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Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
Our president, George W. Bush, Jr.
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Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.
Are you going to nail or fail with that girl your talking to.
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A mistake, or fail, that is not quite a full fail, but is halfway there.
His life is a half fail because the first part of his life is such a fail, not having yet to experience the second part.
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a cross of being obsessed with Epik High and being an epic fail
Minwoo: Man shane is an epik fail!
Oliver: true dat.
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