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catastrophic raid failure

Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.

Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,

by Peculiar Musings March 22, 2016


DEFINITIONAL FAILURES

OVER TRESPASSING a pivotal individual that has to be HIDDEN and OVERT at the same time that has been sandwiched within a MAJOR OCCURRENCE.where that can lead to serious REPERCUSSIONS in the FUTURE by blocking the PIVOTAL INDIVIDUAL'S DEFINITIONS out of their OVERT side as to THWART the most important INVESTIGATION OF MOTIVES where you jeopardize the very FREEDOM of the OVERT as to be careless and spinoff more problems by doing as such.

Just because of a SEXUAL ORIENTATION in this world will always have immense difficulty if not HETEROSEXUAL and not only that due to historical defense "symbolisms and faulty role models" of compromise for other SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS utilized , the definitions of these MAJOR OCCURENCE ELEMENTS has been dropped due to THE TRESPASS GAME and filching petty theif behavior by HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY which has caused SERIOUS DEFINITIONAL FAILURES of the URBAN DICTIONARY throughout and has stifled greatly creativity and ruined a continuing sophisticated investigation to the point of URBAN DICTIONARY obstructing in many different ways as such by not embodying it's very essence of fuction OVERT* = THE SLEAZE FACTOR.

TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 26, 2022


D1 failure

someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)

"that bitch over there is a D1 failure

by dmvv.207 May 19, 2024


Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023


Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 20, 2018


Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019


Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.

I want a Piano Failures

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022