father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

Herpes father

Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"

Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"

Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.

Father Mike will sort that out!

father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children

You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....

Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community

chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*

Father Bressani

The most ghetto school in woodbridge filled with fake toronto hood man’s and toxic bitches. Everybody fake asf and everyone knows each other’s shit because the school is so small. unless you’re a rich italian drug addict, do not attend this school.

hey I was thinking of going to Father Bressani after I graduate grade 8.

ur retarded that school is trash

Gamer Father

A parent who grew up either in the Atari 2600 era , NES era or even PS1 era. A father who spends time with his kids playing Video Games either on Console, PC, or Arcade.

I should become a Gamer Father.