Caressing a man's penis through a down blanket.
Will woke up to sounds of birds chirping and his one night stand Jill duck feathering him.
A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.
Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.
A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.
during intercourse:
girl: stop it!
guy with feather dick: why?
girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!
A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.
He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos
A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.
Your mouth feathers are coming in nicely, Sondra.
Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.
D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.
A large amount of illegal drugs.
I just got my flock-a-feathers!