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The sexual act of a woman surrounded by a large group of men, who ejaculate into there hand. At this point, one by one, the men will slap their handful of seaman across the woman's face resulting in a satisfying sensation for both the man and woman.
"Hey, Lucy."
"Yeah Phil what is it."
"Ya up for a pie fight tonight?"
"What is it, Thursday.....yeah The Office isn't on tonight, so sure.?
FIN
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Fast erratic, or abstract guitar solos, free of melody or purpose, randomly inserted throughout heavy metal songs. Most popular in Death Metal, Grindcore etc.
I'm so happy when i find out about a new Death Metal band that doesn't ruin their songs with constant rat fighting.
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A fight IRl or in a game between two persons that are total noobs
1.OMG Everybody...Noob Fight...Noob Fight
2. Rofl, this is a total noob fight
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When you shove a rooster up your ass and it fights to get out.
Some people get off from cock-fights; I don't know why.
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very influential song produced by 80's rap icon Public Enemy. been in dozens of films, most notably Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing.
"Elvis, was a hero to most. But he never was to me, he was a straight out racist muthafucker. It's that simple and plain!"
"Mthafuck him and John Wayne!"
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1) One of the best movies ever made, a sustained and eloquent attack on consumerism which also points out the pitfalls of being a mindless follower or "space monkey"...
2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.
BILL: I've never been in a fight.
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.
(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?
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1.Noun- A contest where two or more people are involved. These sides will be both armed with a can of AXE Deodorant, and will then engage in spraying eachother with it till someone asphyxiates from lack of oxygen. The body is then lit on fire, and because of all the Axe on it, will quickly burn to a fine crisp.
2.Noun- A contest of scottish highlanders, in which they get boozed up and attempt to bury an axe into the back of other people's skulls. The body is then placed on a pike and set up on the coast to scare invaders.
1. Bob and Ian duked it out in an Axe fight, untill someone lit a match and the whole place went up.
2. Colin and Gair got into an axe fight. The entire tavern was covered in Colin's innards afterwards.
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