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Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
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When a man is done jerking off he shoots his load up in the air and has it land directly in his belly button.
So I herd that Kenny Geagan likes to fill the belly button
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A complex sex move that enlists the use of a power drill covered in seminal fluid the man forcibly thrusts the drill bit into the receiving female’s vagina while doing this the orgasmic release of blood, shit, cum, and piss is so great that the female will scream “it’s fun to play, not to eat” then violently jumps out the second story window to their death .
Person 1:Yo bro have you seen Courtney today
Person 2:I heard she was trying the new Dr drill n fill technique last night with Josh last night.
Person 1: Nice
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Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.
"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."
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Get ready for something. Particularly a significant event.
"Fill up your bean bag mate, big game on tonight'
The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.
Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"
You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"
Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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Dude, I had to assplode into a water-filled ceramic hole the other day.
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