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Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.
Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~
Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.
Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.
When someone flirts with someone and leaves.
Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.
someone who behaves as if they are sexually attracted to a lot of people or flirts w/ many people without realizing it most the time
oh jenn is a class flirt for sure do you see how she acts with all the guys!