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The act of flushing a toilet before wiping to minimize the chances of clogging
I went over to Dave's house after going on a date to Chipotle. Needed to courtesy flush to save from the embarrassment.
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When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.
Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!
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the act of removing a bastard of the womb.
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Oh shit, is it mine.
Girl: It has to be.
Guy: Better go flush it out.
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royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.
I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.
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Flushing while shitting. Although this noble gesture is meant to reduce the foul odor of your newly born treasure, there is a personal benefit. If you time this correctly, the turd that's still attached to your ass will get a helping 'pull' from the water below, giving you an extra inch of room your colon.
I shoulda known but the skids in bowl that she wouldn't have the decency to courtesy flush.
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when a male puts his penis in another males anus, stays there until the other male took a shit and then pulls it out.
Gonna do the turkish flush with you tonight.
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To flush the toilet before finishing your 'business'. Usually done when in a hurry. eg. During a movie.
Kevin : Wow, that was quick!
Dave : I Pre-Flushed so I didn't miss any of the film
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