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Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.
"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."
Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”
When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.
"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."
Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.
This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.
I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!
...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!
-eh, okay.
...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.
A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.
Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.
a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags
the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face
When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"