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Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022


Freshman Impregnater

A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.

Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts

Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized

Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater

by Fuck you mikey February 2, 2017


CAREER FRESHMAN

▪︎add variations of phrase▪︎
•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆

●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"

NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"

~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN

VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)

▪︎Figure of speech▪︎slang▪︎adjective▪︎
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"

▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .

▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"

by Emanni Renée July 11, 2019


horny freshman

American slang for Nixy

Person A: That dude is such a horny freshman.
Person B: I know right! He's a Nixy.

by NotCosmicReef November 22, 2020


Upper freshman

Only the coolest freshman get the title of upper freshman, making them the leader of a particular freshman group.

Caden is the boy swim teams upper freshman

by cadenrcr October 4, 2019


Freshman syndrome

The energy the freshmen in highschool have left over from middle school that still gives them excitement when going to class.
This is usually lost as the student loses all hope for happiness during their years of highschool.

"Hey, you see that new girl running through the halls to get to class?"
"Yeah, freshman syndrome, they'll figure it out eventually"

by TamaleBoi September 12, 2022


adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.

“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”

by November 5, 2021